Tuesday, June 24, 2008


are for douche bags.

they scream rob me in fluorescent pink and yellows.

and they don't hid your gut as well as you might like.




Anonymous said...

other than to carry a .45, fanny packs are the male purse. in a much effeminated society, i am not surprised more guys carry them.

.när'sĭ-sĭz'əm. said...

well shit.

that changes the whole deal.

now you can pack heat and look like a complete ass.


[fuck fannypacks]

Anonymous said...

i remember telling a friend hey your fanny pack is gay while i was ordering a burger at drive through, then he pulled a tab on the side and pulled a snubnose 44 on me. "not gay anymore, huh?" he says

mcdonalds - can i help you?

me - i need a double cheeseburger. and a clean pair of shorts.

.när'sĭ-sĭz'əm. said...

next time i'm thinking of being snarky to an ol' lady with one ill keep that in mind.

ah people.

fleshy bags of surprises sometimes, aren't they?

The Crash of '85 said...

See! I TOLD you people put guns in em. But of course, don't believe the guy who works in a gun store, right? Haha, love ya!