i remember telling a friend hey your fanny pack is gay while i was ordering a burger at drive through, then he pulled a tab on the side and pulled a snubnose 44 on me. "not gay anymore, huh?" he says
mcdonalds - can i help you?
me - i need a double cheeseburger. and a clean pair of shorts.
too easy to fool. and too easy to lead. most times its easy to take the advantage and run with it. but in the end it makes the fun part seem lacking and less filling. where is the good part of being on the floor beneath. being the one with a thousand pennies and no paper. the one with all the will and no power over it. hm. some powers are rather lacking it seems. taking over the weak leaves us with that fake floaty head and way to much time to gloat all alone to the walls.
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other than to carry a .45, fanny packs are the male purse. in a much effeminated society, i am not surprised more guys carry them.
well shit.
that changes the whole deal.
now you can pack heat and look like a complete ass.
sweet.
[fuck fannypacks]
i remember telling a friend hey your fanny pack is gay while i was ordering a burger at drive through, then he pulled a tab on the side and pulled a snubnose 44 on me. "not gay anymore, huh?" he says
mcdonalds - can i help you?
me - i need a double cheeseburger. and a clean pair of shorts.
next time i'm thinking of being snarky to an ol' lady with one ill keep that in mind.
ah people.
fleshy bags of surprises sometimes, aren't they?
See! I TOLD you people put guns in em. But of course, don't believe the guy who works in a gun store, right? Haha, love ya!
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